{"product_id":"global-heatwave-shorts","title":"GLOBAL HEATWAVE SHORTS","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGLOBAL HEATWAVE \/\/ THE WORLD IS WATCHING\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eIce-white base, blood-red arteries. We ran PHANTHUM DNA through the press until it fused into every fiber, dye-sublimated so deep it doesn't sit on the fabric, it becomes the fabric. No cracking, no fading, no peeling when the mat starts taking pieces of you back.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSPECIFICATIONS:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAerodynamic Intakes\u003c\/strong\u003e: Breathable side panels engineered for the full range of human movement and some that shouldn't be street-legal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFrictionless:\u003c\/strong\u003e Contrast flatlock stitching that respects your skin while you're busy disrespecting your opponent's guard.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAtmospheric Control:\u003c\/strong\u003e Moisture-wicking tech to keep the sweat in the gym and off your conscience.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eBreathable armpits: \u003c\/strong\u003eSpecial fabric under the armpits to give you more air during your rolls.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnti-slip grippers:\u003c\/strong\u003e Each piece contains Anti-slip grippers so your sixpack keeps hidden.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eDouble-Clutch Shorts:\u003c\/strong\u003e Twin-layer construction with a hidden message tucked between the panels, a private codex for whoever bothers to look.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"4\"\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTHE COMPACT:\u003c\/strong\u003e Measure twice. Think once.\u003cstrong\u003e All items are FINAL SALE.\u003c\/strong\u003e Built in limited batches for the few, not the many. We provide the chart; you provide the accurate self-reflection. Sizes may vary slightly because humans aren't machine-pressed, and neither is our gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSTATED ATTRIBUTES:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e+10 Global Heat Index (Placebo effect — the temperature is in your head, the humility is in theirs).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-pre-wrap leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eExclusivity Guaranteed:\u003c\/strong\u003e The world map only prints once. After that, it's just a rumor.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eTAP OR SNAP MENTALITY. WORLDWIDE.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Phanthum","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":58193860985206,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":58193861017974,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":58193861050742,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":58193861083510,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":58193861116278,"sku":null,"price":52.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/9318\/2582\/files\/New_Project_84.jpg?v=1782990073","url":"https:\/\/phanthum.com\/products\/global-heatwave-shorts","provider":"Phanthum","version":"1.0","type":"link"}