{"product_id":"thats-a-crank-bro-patch-copy","title":"TRIO PATCH DEAL","description":"\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"0\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"0\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eIDENTITY SURGERY \/\/ THE PATCH COLLECTION\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"1\"\u003eLet’s be honest: your Gi is a relic. It’s an archaeological site of every bad decision and late-night roll you’ve had over the last three years. It’s got coffee stains from the morning commute and bloodstains from a white belt who didn’t know when to let go. You hate wearing it, you haven't bought a new one since the world felt normal, and frankly, we don’t blame you.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"2\"\u003eWe aren’t in the business of selling you more 5lb bags of overpriced cotton. We aren't interested in the logistics of shipping pajamas. We’re interested in the \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"2\" data-index-in-node=\"160\"\u003esoul of the individual.\u003c\/b\u003e If you’re going to suffer on the mats, you might as well do it in something that looks like it belongs to you—not a corporate starter pack. We don't sell Gis. We sell the cure for boring gear.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"3\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"3\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTECHNICAL RECONSTRUCTION:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eEmbroidered Truth:\u003c\/strong\u003e 100% thread-on-twill construction. Nothing to crack, peel, or fade after the 50th cycle in a gi that smells like regret.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCombat-Ready Footprint:\u003c\/strong\u003e 15cm of real estate. Visible from across the mat, legible from inside a triangle.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePixel Doctrine: \u003c\/strong\u003eDigital-font typography in white-on-royal-blue. Old-school arcade meets new-school excuses.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eUniversal Attachment: \u003c\/strong\u003eIron-on backing for the patient, sew-on perimeter for the paranoid. Your gi, your protocol.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eGi-Approved Density: \u003c\/strong\u003eBuilt to survive the spin cycle, the choke, and the awkward post-roll handshake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"4,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003ePHANTHUM Border:\u003c\/strong\u003e Clean merrowed edge that won't fray when your opponent starts grip-fighting your sleeve patches like it's personal.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003chr data-path-to-node=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"6\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003eTHE COMPACT:\u003c\/b\u003e Take your time choosing your poison. \u003cb data-path-to-node=\"6\" data-index-in-node=\"50\"\u003eAll items are FINAL SALE.\u003c\/b\u003e We produce these in limited batches for the dedicated, not the masses. Your Gi might have a slight variation in texture, just like your guard has a slight variation in effectiveness. Respect the process.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-path-to-node=\"7\"\u003e\u003cb data-path-to-node=\"7\" data-index-in-node=\"0\"\u003ePLACEBO ATTRIBUTES:\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e\n\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e+12 Plausible Deniability on any submission that didn't quite click clean.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e−5 Locker Room Credibility (some say the trade is worth it).\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-path-to-node=\"8,0,0\"\u003e+3 Verbal Counter-Defense when reviewing the round on the side mat.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Phanthum","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":58132306461046,"sku":null,"price":20.0,"currency_code":"EUR","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0903\/9318\/2582\/files\/magnific_put-these-3-patches-toget_SOqyh73Ub8.jpg?v=1782138036","url":"https:\/\/phanthum.com\/products\/thats-a-crank-bro-patch-copy","provider":"Phanthum","version":"1.0","type":"link"}